Wednesday, April 29, 2009

Da0n5t. 2ev5n f4c2ed 4- 0y 2eyb6ard!!! grrr.

Monday, April 27, 2009

HNT

He was sitting on the railing, smoking a cigarillo or a black and mild or some other cheap mini-cigar like thing. The sickly sweet smell dissipated into the hot summer night. She didn't even glance up. She knew his face, but that was it. She knew enough to know that she didn't care to know more. She walked past on the way to her dorm thinking about her faded hair. "Hey," he said. "Hey," she replied and walked past. He had never so much as looked her way twice before. What had changed? She looked down at her front. Oh. Oh yeah.

I got a new bra. Well, two new bras. Same brand, same make and size and everything. They are full coverage and fit like a dream. One is black, classic. One is white with blue, green and coral polka dots. The pattern looks like a cute swimsuit top, so I keep flashing myself in the mirror to get a peek at the new bra. I'm very pleased. My boobs actually look a lot bigger. I guess the too small bras were just squishing them. They feel a lot firmer in the new bras, too. Woo.

What do you know today...

What do you know today that you didn't know yesterday?

With 25 samurai, you can conquer all of Japan, but you'll need a few Green Giants to tackle the Mystery Islands. (see Great War of Prefectures)

Thursday, April 16, 2009

What do you know today that you didn't know yesterday?

I'm starting my own "daily" series.

What do you know today that you didn't know yesterday?

Sometimes Dr. Coté asks me this, and it really makes me think.

Todays:
The difference between purposively and purposefully is serving a purpose and having a purpose (respectively). Though, they can really be used interchangeably

What is wrong with this picture?

Click to enlarge. See anything unnecessary?

This version. The proper revision.

Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Life? What life?

Also, I haven't been posting lately because I've been busy.

I've been busy because GALACTRIX IS AWESOME

Wordless Wednesday: Camwhoring in DC

(Stargirl at the Lincoln mem)
(Stargirl at the WWII mem)
(Stargirl at the Smithsonian Castle)
(Stargirl on the mall)
(Stargirl and Mason on the way home. sooo tired)

Upcoming series: Camwhoring around the world!!!

Wednesday, April 08, 2009

THE SENATE

Tomorrow I'm going to DC. I'm leaving at THREE AM! Yea. Really Freaking early. My friend Chris has in interview for a System Admin position with the Small Business Committee of the SENATE. OMG HOW COOL. So, I'm driving up with him. We're doing a day trip and NO ONE needs to be driving freaking 13 hours in one day. So, I'll drive up and he'll go on his interview and I'll putz around for a couple hours and then we'll go to a couple museums and then we'll drive back. I can't wait to post photos!!

Oh, and if you've been wonder where the heck I've been, I've been makeup crazy lately, so I've been messing around on my makeup blog: Stargirl's World. There is a giveaway going on right now, so if you like mascara, go check it out HERE.

:-D

Sunday, April 05, 2009

9 am

Did you know Sunkist has caffeine in it? Because I totally thought it didn't. So I was up until 9 am this morning. Watching House and Dollhouse on Hulu. Yay Hulu!!!

Friday, April 03, 2009

I am the saddest monkey

Like many other non-profit organizations, APA has felt the effects of the recent economic downturn. This has resulted in significant decreases in all program budgets, as well as staff reductions. Unfortunately, for these and various other reasons, we must now take the difficult step of canceling the ASTP for this year.

Because we have had to take this regrettable action, we have decided to waive the eligibility requirements for you next summer, should you decide to apply for one of our summer programs. Even though a program might say it is for "rising seniors" only, we would waive that criterion and give your application special consideration.

So, I can apply to go next year, but you know, I might have a full time job by then, I might be at a time in my life where I can't go. I really wanted to go. STOOPID ECONOMY

Wednesday, April 01, 2009

Wordless Wednesday

(you can see the snow falling!)

Wednesday Weirdness #5



Questions by: Another Suburban Mom

1. Is April 1st a fun day, or an annoyance?

I think it's fun. None of my pull any serious dick moves.

2. What is the best prank you ever pulled or had pulled on you?

I'm not sure. I don't think a lot of pranks get pulled on me. And I never pulled any good pranks. I never really switched places with my twin... on purpose.

3. What do you think is the most underrated sexual act?
I feel like missionary gets a bad rap as being too vanilla. I mean, I love me some mint chocolate chip and strawberry cheesecake, but that doesn't mean vanilla is bad. Nom, ice cream.

4. What is your favorite website? Blogger, Youtube, an Kongregate. If it weren't for these three sites, I'd probably be a rocket scientist by now. (by blogger and youtube, I mean all the people I follow. I couldn't pick, lol).

5. What is the most annoying commercial on the air right now?

I try not to watch commercials. I'll tell ya though, if you ask Boyfriend, it's that McDonald's commercial with the fish. I love that commercial and I'm always singing it when it comes on. "Gimme back that filet-o-fish! Gimme that fish!" LIRL

6. If you were going to create a porn movie, please describe the title, premise and 1st sex scene.
WOW. Hmmm. Stargirl Loves Jenna. It would be me and Jenna. haha, jk. I would definitely try to work in some bad acting. Then I would cue the cheesy music and there would be a sexy party. (I can't do a good job of answering this question, knowing that my sis is going to read it)


TMI Tuesday



1. Have you ever sent or received a sext message?
Yes. I used to sext with my last boyfriend a lot. Not so much anymore. I have also educated a girl in my class on how to sext. She was hopeless.
2. Have you ever made or received a booty call?
Umm, possibly. Maybe. I don't know actually.
3. Have you ever added or edited a word/entry to Wikipedia or Urban Dictionary or any other online reference?
Only one wiki edit, but it was removed. :-( Not for any bad reason. I guess it just wasn't important enough. It was pretty darn random.
4. At what age did you have your first consensual sexual experience?
Erm, you must define "sexual experience." After all, kissing is sexual. My first kiss, however, was far from sexual. Seriously. I'm going to say that my first sexual experience was during the summer after my sophomore year of high school. This wasn't sex, but it was a sexual experience.
5. What has been the greatest age difference between you a consensual sexual partner? Because you said "sexual partner" this time, I'm restriciting the answer solely actual sex. Jeff, my ex, is 12 years my senior.

Bonus (as in optional): Why do you blog?
I blog because I have stuff to say. I blog because I like attention. I blog because I need an outlet for my craziness sometimes.

How's THAT for TMI, huh? Wanna play?

Item # FM123

You know what irks me? Misspellings. You know what else irks me even more? Misspellings promoted by commercialism.

Introducing a new nail lacquer by Nubar, Item # FM123. Also known as J'taime. WTF.


Je t'aime is French for "I love you"
The spelling J'taime bothers me. Unnecessarily so.