Monday, June 22, 2009

Broken Steel and The Pitt


BOYFRIEND BOUGHT THE TWO EXPANSIONS FOR FALLOUT AND HE BOUGHT ME RUM. Wow, I have a pretty sweet boyfriend.

I just wrote two papers. I am going to take a final in an hour and a half, then go to Dress Barn to fill out, umm, something. Some kind of personality thingy. You know, there are often those in addition to applications. Then I am going to come home and KILL A BUNCH OF SUPER MUTANTS (Sister, if you think radroaches are scary, you are going to pass out when you see a Behemoth). And probably eat a sandwich. Or a pot pie. Then we will go see the new Transformers movie at midnight FOR FREE.

Funny things that super mutants say:
  • "Die human!"
  • "I'll wear your spine around my NECK, human!"
  • "I'm going to RIP YOU TO SHREDS, MEAT!!"
  • "Why won't you die!? I'm hungry!!"
  • "Why do you humans ALWAYS FIGHT?!!?"
  • "Well I was hit on the head the other day, and I remembered that I'M A WOMAN!"
  • "OW! Arm HURTS!"
  • "What you up to? Something fun? Something to eat? ME BORED!" "Why you care?! You human or something?!" "Never mind! You too dumb to talk to!"
  • "I have a joke for you. Ready? Knock knock. Who there? Humans. Humans who? Kill the humans, kill them ALL HAHAHAHAHA. HAHAHAHAHA Oh that's a good one HAHAHA!"

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