Thursday, May 07, 2009

I think I just took the "How Retarded Are You" test

I got 29. Which apparently means I'm not retarded. Wooo!

How Girly Are You?

Copy paste somewhere and x the things that apply to you.
Below 40 = not girly.
Above 40 = girly.
Above 55 = you're Paris Hilton.

[x] My toenails are almost always painted.
[x] During the summer pretty much the only shoes I wear are flip flops or go barefoot. (Because other shoes are not girly. Like heels for example)
[ ] My favorite toy as a child were barbies.
[x] My favorite color is pink or purple.
[ ] I did Gymnastics.
[ ] I love skirts/shorts (I don't think I own any shorts)
[ ] Hollister is my favorite place to shop. (Lame)
[ ] Tight jeans are the only jeans I'll wear. (So, you're more girly if you have the figure to pull of skinny jeans?)
[x] I love chocolate. (NOM)
TOTAL SO FAR: 4

[x] I straighten my hair.
[x] I have at least 8 face book pictures.
[ ] I usually go shopping once a week.
[x] I love to hang out with friends.
[ ] I have a real diamond ring or diamond necklace.
[ ] I've gone to a tanning salon. (Because white people are more girly than black people)
[ ] I've gone to the beach to tan - not to swim.
[x] I have at least 10 pairs of shoes.
[ ] I watch(ed) either The OC, Laguna Beach OR Desperate Housewives. (No, I would have to stab myself in the eye)
[ ] I change my profile weekly.
[ ] I have worn a shower cap
TOTAL SO FAR:8

[ ] I would NEVER step foot into Hot Topic. (WTF, that's an awesome store. There are girly goths. There is black lace!)
[x] My cell phone might as well become a part of me.
[x] I wear mascara every day.
[x] I've been or am on a diet.
[ ] Bathing suits are adorable. (Don't own one)
[ ] I don't know the difference between a sheep and a goat. (I do. Because I'm not retarded)
[ ] Big sunglasses are hot.
[x] I have gotten my nails done.
[ ] I own over 10 purses.
[ ] Music is my one of my favorite channels. (What?)
TOTAL SO FAR: 12

[ ] I love to talk about boys
[ ] I love to have other people do my hair.
[x] I like to give and receive hugs from all my friends. (Sometimes)
[x] I hate bugs.
[ ] Carnivals are so fun!
[ ] Summer is THE best season. (Too frickin hot)
[ ] My swimsuit has 2 pieces. (I don't own a swimsuit)
[ ] I'm waiting for my knight in shining armor (that's just retarded)
[x] Musicians are hot. (Well, Boyfriend is a musician)
[ ] You write me a poem and tell me I'm beautiful and I'm all yours. (No. Because I have a BRAIN)
TOTAL SO FAR: 15

[x] I'm self-conscious. (Yes)
[ ] I cry often. (Not so much lately)
[ ] My room smells like vanilla.
[ ] My dishes get washed more than once a week. (Umm, probably right at once a week)
[ ] I don't do sports (I do martial arts)
[x] I HATE to run.
[x]I squeal when I am surprised. (Oh, god. Damnit.)
[ ] I eat dried fruit as a snack.
[x] I love romance novels. (I like MLCs. That's kinda romantic)
[ ] Drew Barrymore is so cute. (What? No.)
TOTAL SO FAR: 19

[ ] I dance a lot.
[x] I usually spend over an hour to get ready to leave my house. (Umm, does shower time count?)
[x] My hair is important. (I didn't dye my hair blue because I DIDN'T want people to look at it)
[ ] I love to get dressed up. (Not so much since the fat came on. Only because I don't own any really dressy clothes)
[ ] Every part of my outfit needs to match. (OMG I TOTALLY MATCH MY BRA TO MY EYESHADOW)
[ ] I talk on the phone at least once a day to my friends.
[x] I'd love to have a photo shoot of myself. (Well, that just sounds fun. After I've lost 20 lbs)
[ ] The price on clothes hardly matters. (Umm, yeah. It does. Because daddy isn't paying)
[ ] chapstick is a form of lipgloss when it has color (No, because it's not glossy. Retard)
[ ] I wish I looked like a model. (Whatever. I have accepted myself. And I'm hot.)
TOTAL SO FAR: 21

[ ] I wish I could meet Paris Hilton
[ ] R&B is the best music.
[ ] I pop my collar.x
[ ] Guys with Mohawks are GROSS! (What? Guys with Fauxhawks are douche bags, but a real mohawk is kinda cool)
[ ] Horses are beautiful
[ ] I never pay attention in school. (That. Is. Retarded.)
[x] Cats are adorable. (This is true. It cannot be denied)
TOTAL SO FAR: 22

[ ]I write my own music.
[x] I would love to visit Hawaii (Well, duh)
[ ] Valentine's day is so cute! (WTF???)
[ ] White is better than black. (Holy shit? You're racist too?)
[ ] I wouldn't be caught dead in all black. (Umm, sexy LBD with some black stillettos. Hell yes I would)
[ ] My closet is STOCK FULL of clothes.
[x] I hate the grunge look of a beard. (Uh, yeah. Because that's called lazy)
[x] I love to read magazines.
TOTAL SO FAR: 25

[ ] I love to gossip.
[ ] I love Celine Dion.
[ ] My baths are 2 hours long.
[ ] My wedding only needs a groom because it's already planned. (Lame)
[ ] My friends and I are in a strict group. We mostly only hang out with each other. (Oh my god. Other people are NOT diseased.)
[ ] I like kids. (They're kinda sticky)
[ ] Diet drinks are the best. (No, malibu and pineapple is best)
[ ] I have been a vegetarian. (What? How does that make you girly?)
[ ] I refuse to eat at McDonald's. (I just finished a McChicken. Nom.)
TOTAL SO FAR:25

[x] I check my facebook everyday.
[x] I have a lot of jewelry. (Mostly because of the next statement)
[x] Claires has cheap jewelry. (What does this have to do with me?)
[ ] My screen name[s] has x's in them.(??)
[ ] Either one of my msn names has/had <3/♥'s style="font-style: italic;">(OH MY GOD. No)
[ ] I would never want to be the opposite sex. (Are you kidding? And give up my one chance of actually being good at FPSs?)
[x] I have more than 3 pillows on my bed
Total: 29

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