Saturday, April 26, 2008

Geography of a World Without Stephen Colbert

-from Wikiality, the Truthness Encyclopedia. No facts. No reality. Just truthness!


Why does the geography matter? Isn't the fact that Stephen Colbert would be gone from the face of the earth slightly more important than the geography?

It is, but I'll tell you anyway. The world (and more importantly, America) would be covered in a thick blanket of evergreen forest. These "forests" would serve as refuge for the bears and squirrels that wish to harm us. Nothing would stop them and my gut tells me the Bear Uprising of 2012 would begin as early as 2007.

That's all you need to know about geography.


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