Tuesday, August 28, 2007







O RLY?



So, dear readers, here we are again. I've had people -sisters- rawring at me for not updating. I started to think about it. And I said to myself: "Self, why haven't you blogged? Your readers await more deliciously funny / crazy / lame blog droppings!"

I've realized what it is. My blog is encroaching on my real life. This blog is not part of my personal life. It's part of my Internets life. I don't wanna hear blah blah blah that's what you get. I didn't have to give people the address. (People who just find it randomly and keep reading are awesome!)


So, I am going to lay down some rules for my dear readers.
  • Anyone, absolutely anyone, can comment on my blog about what I say. Duh. This goes without saying. This is important regarding the next rule.
  • People who know me personally, outside of the internets, are not allowed to talk to me about what I put on here. Unless, I talk about it with you first. If you do, I will block you from my site. That'll require making it semi-private and just inviting people who I want to read it, but I will do it. Again, this is my internets life. It is fully separate from my personal life. (a/n haha: some people are safe, this is mentioned below).

I know that I might offend certain people with what I put on my blog. Well, you don't have to read it. You can comment on it, sure. But I don't want to hear it in person.

I'm in college. I love youtube, google, and all these crazy site that have uber funny stuff. I don't know all them, I just have them bookmarked. That being said, certain things are funny to college students (and people with that mentality) that aren't funny to other people. Not that those people are wrong for thinking that these things are offensive. They are within their right. But it's my blog, if it offends you, stop reading or comment or something.


That being said, this is totally hilarious:







It doesn't mean that I like anal. I think it's super gross. "Buttsecks" is funny. "Anal sex" is not. Why? Because there is no picture of an owl saying "Anal sex?" Or a cat, or anything. Cats can be funny, too, as shown below.


Ha!!! That cracks me up. We used to have that as the background at home (without the words). I think my bro put it on there. Without the words, it isn't funny, unless you know what it means.


I don't think animals are out there having buttsecks. Just the owls, duh.


And I condoning buttsecks and masturbation? Who the heck cares? People don't masturbate more or less when they see that picture. They laugh their asses off! Is this immature? YES. I'm in college. I'm allowed to be lame and immature while hanging out in the dorms.


So, you can comment away. BURN!!!! No, don't flame. That would be weak. I have a lot of stuff that I will write about now.


I'm completely serious (I'm super cereal!*) about making this a semi-private blog if anyone bugs me about whats on here IRL. Hmm, D, Tiffany, you are safe. I don't think D could talk to me about it in person anyway. Don't you live in Milwaukee? We'll see about the others. K-Swiss, you're safe. Jeff, you're safe. You don't comment anyway. :-P


I'm glad I got that off my chest. Lots has happened in the past few weeks. I'll write it up soon.

*If you don't get this, well maybe you should be afraid of ManBearPig...

14 comments:

Tiffany Anne said...

i was almost scared there for a minute.

if you blocked me from your blog...i might actually have to do homework!

Tiffany Anne said...

But...i don't get the owl-backdoor-thing. there is the owl at the begginning saying "O RLY?" Like "Oh really?" and "O'riley."


But...no explicit reference to the backdoor goings-on...

Anonymous said...

I'm glad you got that off your chest too. It must have just been tearing your butt up inside keeping it all bottled up in there.

Anonymous said...

The o'rly owl from Your the man now dog!

Tokyo Pink said...

http://www.orlyowl.com/ for the original o rly owl. It's Oh really? Why would it be O'Riley? He's a friggin' idiot. Maybe the owls are all like O Rly: what a friggin idiot.

Also see http://icanhascheezburger.com/
for more amusing animal antics.

The owl back door thing refers to the picture of the owl with the word "buttsecks."

Sorry, thought that was obvious.

Tiffany Anne said...

yeah, but you know how dumb i can be

Tokyo Pink said...

Haha! "Don't be so daft" "umm, I don't think that's something I can really help."

Tiffany Anne said...

When I first saw the blog, the picture of the owl with the words "buttsecks" wasn't visible...

Tokyo Pink said...

Oh. Weird? Can you see it now?

Tiffany Anne said...

yes. but i still don't get what a man-bear-pig is...

Tokyo Pink said...

Ohmigod, I'm super cereal... you should look it up on youtube

Tiffany Anne said...

lots of people were laughing about the word "buttsecks" tonight at the concert.

Tokyo Pink said...

Seee, it is hilarious.

Tiffany Anne said...

hey, guess what...i googled manbearpig

i get it now.

i'm super cereal