Monday, April 23, 2007

What is wrong with my suitemates???? They're loud, obnoxious and none too clever. I can't wait to move out.

After it snowed about two inches, melting into slush by 10 am:
"Oh my GOSH! It's a blizzard! What are we going to eat? I guess we'll just have to eat oatmeal and water because that's all I've got in my room."
"I am NOT going out there. I don't have my snow boots, my ski pants or jacket."

After the VaTech incident:
"Well, you know he was South Korean, right? Everyone KNOWS that South Korean's hate us! They're all terrorists. He's probably been planning this since 9/11."

After a German student, a friend, came by to visit them (refering to his accent):
"Oh my gosh. He talks just like a Nazi!"

Every day talk:
"Do you know what I did? I ate... a Big Mac."
"OH MY GOD! What is WRONG with you!!! We need to go running. NOW!"

"I don't want to wear a tank top."
"Oh, why not?"
"I don't wanna walk into the caf. with all my massive muscles showing"

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Are you sure you are really in a college? It sounds more like an assylum?

Tiffany said...

crazy kids. i'm sorry you have to put up with that.

Anonymous said...

The big mac thing is funny though, those girls must be all hot and thin if they think like that :) Yum!