Wednesday, February 14, 2007

The Anti-Valentine's Day Teddy Bear

  • Did you know that Valentine's Day actually commemerates the hanging of Saint Valentine?
  • Pull my string again and see how much I love you
  • Belch
  • To quote Shakespeare: A rose by any other name would die in about 4 to 5 days.
  • It's not like loves lasts or anything
  • Okay, if you pull that string one more time, I'm gonna call the cops
  • If I could only count the ways of how much I love you. Oh, look! I don't have fingers. Too bad.
  • Cupid? That guy creeps me out!
  • I mean, come on, we all know Valentine's Day was invented by the greeting card industry.
  • Don't forget how much I love you. Happy Valentine's-- oh forget it.


Tiffany said...

i almost sent you this

Anonymous said...

Very funny!

Tokyo Pink said...

lol, great minds think alike, dear Lou! I decided to send you a valentine with characters who are a little less disenchanted