Thursday, January 27, 2005

how do you make a cosmopolitan?
put him in a bag
(A nice clear plastic one
So we can see the color changes)
Add some vodka
but make him sweet and pink
And on the rocks, please
because that's how it'll always be
Make him dry and fruity
Because I always like the citrus
And shake it up
Just like that great song
Shake it up

Then strain out the rest
And you've got what's left:
And you realize
"I didn't want a cosmo,
I wanted a Manhattan"

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