Monday, October 18, 2004

Kieron: Mary, take your shirt off. It would touch a place deep in my soul.
Mary: It would touch a place deep in your scrotum.
Kieron: Yeah, that too.

Tom on the phone with his dad telling him who's in the room:
Tom: The's Kieron, my room mate and one's Mary, my friend.
Kieron: She's our stripper
Tom: She's our stripper. My room mate said that. He's an asshole.

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