Thursday, September 09, 2004

Movie Quotations!!
"That, Mr. Anderson, is the sound of inevitably." "My name...is Neo."
~ The Matrix

"Do you mind?" "Not at all."
~ 10 Things I hate About You

"Can I move?"
~Butch Cassidy and the SunDance Kid

"Must be a comfort to know that if the Space program ever goes under, you can always get a job at Helga's House of Pain."
~ Armageddon

"You're late." "You're stunning." "You're forgiven"
~ Pretty Woman

"Double 0s have a license to kill, not be killed."
~ Said to Sean Connery in Doctor No

"How many are following us? All of 'em? What's wrong with those guys?"
~ Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid

"Sell crazy somewhere else, we're all stocked up here"
- Jack Nicholson 'As Good As It Gets'

"What are you going to charge him with, possession of a condiment?"
~ A Few Good Men"

Han Solo to Chewbacca: Laugh it up, Fuzzbrain."
~Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back

"Humperdinck: Surrender! Wesley: You mean you wish to surrender to me? Very well, I accept."
~The Princess Bride

"Is it an evil petting Zoo?"
~ Austin Powers

"Now see, this is the problem with terrorists; they have no consideration for people's schedule's."
~ True Lies

"Red thingy, heading towards the Green Thingy. I think we're the green thingy."
~ Galaxy Quest

"I got nervous; I forgot the words! Shoot me!" "You've had wrose ideas lately."
~ Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid

"Don't open that! WE're on an alien planet! There might not be air! You don't know! "Seems ok."
~ Galaxy Quest

"Well, this isn't Mission Difficult, Mr. Hunt, it's Mission Impossible"
- M:i-2"Gwen:I have one lousy job on this ship, it's stupid but I'm going to do it, ok?

"I'm not sweet. I'm dark, mysterious and pissed off. You above all people should know that! I am the enemy!"
~ Almost Famous

"Alex, where are you going?!" "To see if there's a pub."
~ Galaxy Quest"

"Let's play football, bitch!"
~ The Replacements

"Happy, donut Nazi?!"
~Miss Congeniality

"Aw, Skip, you can pin me any time you want to."
~Pleasantville

"No, David, no one is happy in a poodle skirt and sweater set."
~Pleasantville

American Beauty
"I didn't loose my job; it's not like *poof* where'd my job go? I quit!"
-American Beauty

"Uh, who's car is that out front?" "Mine. 1970 Pontiac Firebird. The car I've always wanted and now I have it. I rule!
-American Beauty

Lester Burnham : You don't think it's kinda weird & fascist? Carolyn Burnham : Possibly, but you don't want to be unemployed. Lester Burnham : Oh well, alright, let's all sell our souls and work for Satan because it's more convenient that way
Brad Dupree : Got a minute? Lester Burnham : For you, Brad, I've got five!

Bring It On
Sparky : Cheerleaders are dancers who have gone retarded

I'm sexy, I'm cute,/ I'm popular to boot,/ I'm bitch-in', great hair,/ The boys all love to stare,/ I'm wanted, I'm hot,/ I'm everything you're not,/ I'm pretty, I'm cool,/ I dominate the school,/ Who am I? Just guess,/ Guys wanna touch my chest,/ I'm rockin', I smile,/ If anything I'm vile,/ I'm flyin', I jump,/ You can look but/ Don't you hump,/ Whoo/ I'm major, I roar,/ I swear I'm not a whore,/ We cheer and we lead,/ We act like we're on speed,/ You hate us 'cause we're beautiful,/ Well we don't like you either,/ We're cheerleaders,/ We are cheerleaders,/

Rocky Horror
Frank : A mental mind fuck can be nice

Columbia : Oh, slowly, slowly! It's too nice a job to rush

Janet : You killed them! Magenta : But I thought you liked them. They liked you. Riff Raff : THEY DIDN'T LIKE ME! THEY NEVER LIKED ME!

Frank : Give yourself over to absolute pleasure. Swim the warm waters of sins of the flesh - erotic nightmares beyond any measure, and sensual daydreams to treasure forever. Can't you just see it? Don't dream it, be it.

Janet : What have you done to Brad? Frank : Nothing. Why, do you think I should?

Magenta : I ask for nothing! Frank : And you shall receive it, IN ABUNDANCE!

Office Space
Drew : I'm thinking about taking that new chick from Logistics. If things go right I might be showing her my O-face. You know: Oh. Oh

Peter Gibbons : I don't like my job, and, uh, I don't think I'm gonna go anymore. Joanna : Won't you get fired? Peter Gibbons : I don't know, but I really don't like it, and, uh, I'm not gonna go. Joanna : So you're gonna quit? Peter Gibbons : Nah-uh. Not really. Uh... I'm just gonna stop going. Joanna : When did you decide all that? Peter Gibbons : About an hour ago. Joanna : An hour ago... so you're gonna get another job? Peter Gibbons : I don't think I'd like another job. Joanna : Well, what are you going to do about money and bills and... Peter Gibbons : You know, I've never really liked paying bills. I don't think I'm gonna do that, either. Joanna : So what do you wanna do? Peter Gibbons : First I'm gonna take you out to dinner and then I'm gonna go back to my apartment and watch kung fu. Do you ever watch kung fu?

Bob Porter : Looks like you've been missing a lot of work lately. Peter Gibbons : Well, I wouldn't exactly say I've been *missing* it, Bob

Milton Waddams : [talking on the phone] they've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were merry, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it's not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll set the building on fire

Lord of the Rings
Gimli : Legolas. Two already. Legolas : I'm on seventeen. Gimli : What. I'll have no pointy ear outscoring me. Legolas : [shoots two more arrows] Nineteen

Legolas : Final count, 42. Gimli : Well that's a right fine number for a young elven princeling. But I am sitting pretty on a score of 43. [Legolas takes out an arrow, and shoots the orc Gimli is sitting on in the stomach] Legolas : 43! Gimli : He was already dead! Legolas : He was twitching. Gimli : He was twitching because he has my AX BURIED IN HIS NERVOUS SYSTEM

Eowyn : Your words are poison.
Pippin : Merry? Merry : What, Pip? Pippin : I'm hungry

Gimli : What's happening out there? Legolas : Shall I describe it to you... or would you like me to find you a box?

Gimli : It's true you don't see many dwarf women. In fact, they are so alike in voice and appearance, that they are often mistaken for dwarf men. Aragorn : It's the beards

Gollum : [singing] The rock and pool, is nice and cool, so juicy sweet. Our only wish, [he whacks the fish on the rock] Gollum : to catch a fish, [another whack] Gollum : so juicy sweet

Gimli : Toss me. Aragorn : What? Gimli : I cannot jump the distance. You'll have to toss me. [pauses, looks up to Aragorn] Gimli : Don't tell the elf.

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