Monday, April 26, 2004

Sugar. Sugar? Yes, quite possibly.

It is sprinkling outside. Not nearly enough percipitation to merit an umbrella-- a device that I have up to this time loathed, slaping Christopher's paw when he would reach for it. Why would one take away the sweet feeling of rain drops on your skin? The way hair and clothes adhere to your body when you're drenched. It's really a wonderful feeling. What's better than a wet kiss in the rain. Now, rain is not so delightful when you've got on glasses... But, I switched to contacts more than three years ago, folks! I love running through the rain. Embracing the sweet summer showers. The rivers of water drizzling down your body. It's incredibly freeing. Like dancing in parking lots, my friend. It's a healthy occasional pasttime.

Why then, might you ask, would you of all people, Mary, take an umbrella out on a day such as this? Why? When it's just sprinkling enough to make the parched earth eager for more...

As I stated before: sugar. Sugar? Yes, quite possibly. As we all know, I'm incredibly sweet. If you don't believe me, I have references. Regardless, I am sweet. Sweetness... sugar. Sugar... melts in the rain! Why, then, have you not melted up until this point in the rain, Mary? Well, the reason is really quite simple.

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Wouldn't you like to know? :-)

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