Monday, April 05, 2004

20

"Once more I picked up the paper in its entirety. Supplements cascaded to the floor. I wondered whether they were numerous enough to constitute a drove.

Experimentally, I picked up the Business section. An equally large number of supplements fell to the ground. The Business section remained the same size.

I picked up the International Business section with similar consequences. Some of the consequences were in Japanese. I noted a small Japanese dictionary helpfully included. I examined the dictionary. It included a free copy of the Sunday Times, in Navajo."

--Rum and Monkey

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