Friday, March 26, 2004

Lost My Train Ticket!

I need to get back on the train folks. I fell off when I graduated high school, and I haven't been able to get back on in some time. Sometimes, the train stops and I wander around one of the cars for a moment or two. Sometimes, they're cars that I'm not even allowed in! Regardless, the conducter always kicks me off before the train gets moving. Why? I guess I don't have a ticket.

What train? You may find yourself asking. Well, duh! Didn't you know? It's the relationship train! See, you know how your friends who have boyfriends or girlfriends, always have a boyfriend or girlfriend? And how your friends who don't have one never have one? And then, once in a while, someone switches. A girl who's been single for the past three years gets a guy and even when they break up, she's somehow able to find another one! Or when the girl who has always had a boyfriend breaks up with her latest and greatest and she never gets another?

I HAVE FALLEN OFF OF THE TRAIN! *sigh* What the hell?

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